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A Dog’s Dinner – Greenwich Labour Style

Posted by Simon Emmett on September 8, 2010, 09:43

Ever since I got involved in local politics I rapidly learnt that if Greenwich council comes out with a new piece of control legislation, it was only designed to give themselves a headline in their propaganda rag “Greenwich Time”, and would actually achieve nothing. That is except for the bill to the tax payers for the cost of the new orders. So to which orders have fallen foul  of this? (there is a pun there which will become apparent). It’s the new “tougher dog control orders”. Yes, the draconian order designed to enforce dog owners to clean up after their dogs!

But first, it would be useful for me to mention that before the scheme was made borough-wide it was trialled in a small part of the borough.  The justification of extending the scheme was questioned by the Conservatives in 2009 as only three people were fined, although nobody seems to know if these were actually collected.

So, just how successful has the scheme been? Well this press release from the Greenwich conservatives would suggest, not very. I would go as far as saying “stuff all”. The press release reads:

Greenwich Conservatives today revealed the failure of the Labour Council’s dog control orders.

Labour decided in 2008 to implement ‘dog control orders’ in certain set areas across the borough, and a year later extended this to cover the whole  borough.  The plan was to fine owners for allowing their dogs to foul  Greenwich’s parks, woodland and commons without clearing it up. The extended plan banned dog owners from allowing their dogs:

  • To foul green spaces across the borough.
  • Off the lead in all pavements and some green spaces
  • To walk more than four dogs in any place in Greenwich.

In September 2009 Leader of Greenwich Conservatives Spencer Drury queried whether the expansion across the borough was fully justified as there was little evidence that the existing orders had been effective.

This summer, councillors quizzed the Cabinet member in charge about how many Fixed Penalty Notices (FPN) had been issued since the scheme was expanded. They were assured that penalty notices had happened and the figures to prove this would be circulated.

After several reminders from Cllr Drury a set of figures were provided, but these did not show how many FPNs had been issued for breach of dog control orders.

After more stalling, finally this week, the council confirmed that three had been issued in August (since Cllr Drury has been asking for the figures) and NONE had been issued before then.

Cllr Drury says:  “Despite my clear warnings that this whole system was pointless if it was not going to be properly enforced, the Labour Cabinet seem to have treated the whole thing as a publicity stunt as not a single fine was issued before I started asking questions about this.

“These Fixed Penalty Notices have been in place, borough-wide, since last autumn and in those seven months Labour did not issue a single fine.  Yet since I started asking questions, they have suddenly issued three (possible to put me off the scent).  This is typical of the council.  It will be interesting to see if I were to stop bothering them on this, whether no more notices would be issued.  Meanwhile, the serious point is, that our parks and open spaces are still being blighted by Dog Faeces’.

“This council seems to love concreting over green spaces but has not the first clue how to care for our woodlands and open spaces.  Labour are not dealing with the real problem of Dog fouling which  really bothers people, including other responsible dog owners like myself.

Eltham resident and dog owner, Mike Dawes said “I haven’t seen any enforcement of these by-laws.  I don’t see anyone walking round enforcing them and so there is a blatant disregard for the rules about clearing up after dogs or limits on dog walkers.  I saw one man with 10 dogs in Oxleas Woods last weeks – it is simply a joke.”

So to recap. Limited trial: three fines, with no knowledge of them being collected. Borough-wide dog control orders: No fines issued until the Conservatives questioned the cabinet member responsible for them, and then only three issued in the last month.

What a resounding success! NOT!

As usual Greenwich’s secretive ruling Labour group, have wasted my council tax money on a scheme that has not properly been run, and wasted more of my council tax money on their Greenwich Time rag to spread their propaganda about how successful it would be.

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Greenwich Lib-Dems Not Happy With The Coalition?

Posted by Simon Emmett on September 3, 2010, 09:28

My head is spinning, I am in a state of shock. Why? because I have received a newsletter from the Lib Dems in my ward, Shooters Hill. The shock being that in the eight years I’ve been living in my house, it’s the first Lib Dem literature I’ve ever seen!

But it is a passage at the bottom of the newsletter that is quite telling about their views on the coalition with the Tories. It reads:

Labour bosses turned down the chance to work with the Lib Dems.

They preferred to go into opposition and let the Tories run things.

Local Lib Dem campaigner Steven Toole said, “It’s really sad that Labour chose to desert people that voted for them. They wanted opposition rather than trying to take Britain forward.”

Now it should be noted that the Lib Dems were wiped off Greenwich council on May 6th. But this statement by a former opponent of mine (in 2006 council elections), shows just how much that Greenwich’s Lib Dems wanted to work with Labour nationally. Plus there is the suggestion that ONLY Labour could take Britain forward. Well if that was the case why did your leadership agree to the coalition? Labour were taking this country backwards, back to the 70′s economically.

Is it any wonder that Labour voters took the Lib Dem’s final seats, in Greenwich as these activists obvious would prefer to be Labour.

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Making The Wrong Call

Posted by Simon Emmett on September 2, 2010, 16:27

A lot has been made of the non-story around William Hague, most of which I would expect to see in a gutter tabloid, as from what I can make out it is entirely based on innuendo.

I have a lot of respect for Guido, and am a long-term fan, but on this occasion I think has made a whoppingly bad call. He seemed to start out with attacking William Hague for employing a young advisor. The charge that he wasn’t qualified for the job, as he only had a degree in History? Now, why does that matter some of my colleagues have degrees in a variety of subjects none of which revolve around public transport. So does that mean they shouldn’t be managers of a transport network? Of course. The subject of your degree does not appear to matter in a large number of roles. One example was Iain Dale, who when advertising for applicants as his Executive Assistant, required the applicant to be educated to degree standard. It did not state that the person had to have that degree in politics or even the media! In theory he could employ someone who has a degree in David Beckham studies. Doubtful, but entirely possible.

So why does the subject of Christopher Myers matter? As far as I can see it doesn’t.

Then what about the innuendo? Well, during the election campaign William Hague shared a hotel room with Mr Myers. And!? So bloody what. During the election nearly every candidate from all parties were trying to save as much money as possible. So, to save on room fees they shared a room. Big flipping deal. During the upcoming conferences there will be a large number of MPs, and party members from all parties sharing rooms to keep costs down. Does that mean that there is anything untoward going on in every single room. Of course not.

So Guido’s story is that William Hague hired a young man with a degree to be his advisor, and then shared a hotel room whilst out on the road during the  election campaign, to keep down costs. I’m struggling to see a story here.

I would have down the same. In fact, I am this weekend. I’m going camping (no pun intended) with two fellow leaders, and to keep down the amount of kit we need to take we are all sharing a tent, plus one of those leaders I recruited to be my assistant!

What the difference between the two scenarios? Stuff all! Exactly the same as the amount of story in Guido’s “revelation”.

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What Good Did NHS Direct Do?

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 29, 2010, 09:42

Well, does anyone know what good NHS Direct actually did? It may seem an inflammatory question, but truly ask yourself what did it do?

Yesterday’s announcement that NHS Direct was to be scrapped has caused rather a false furore in Labour’s ranks. As usual they scream and shout that “lives will be put at risk”, but quite frankly that is a rubbish argument because of that first question I asked. My experiences, and of some of my family, of NHS Direct has been the following advice: Go and see your GP, Go to hospital, or take some painkillers and see your GP if it doesn’t improve. How on earth is replacing and expensive system, with a much cheaper version, going to put lives at risk when it is giving out exactly the same information as before? It isn’t.

The things is, NHS Direct was a gross waste of resources. Why have nurses answering phone calls, when they should be on the wards physically treating the patients, instead of being in a call centre telling people to go to hospital only to be told to wait as there aren’t enough nurses to treat them!

It’s clear that Labour aren’t going to conduct themselves as a responsible opposition, but just as an opposition that will oppose everything. They simply cannot see that NHS Direct was a waste of money. Plus, if the replacement is going to put lives at risk, as Labour suggest, then why did they announce the “111 urgent care line” back in December 2009, with the longer term aim of replacing NHS Direct? It is just opposing for the sake of opposing.

NHS Direct will not be missed, as I can give myself the advice they did.

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Service Restored

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 29, 2010, 09:20

My sincerest apologies for the silence on my blog, over the last few weeks. I know I did promise to write the odd post, but unfortunately circumstances took over, which I will come to in a moment.

For me, and the family, it has been a busy summer. After the enforced disappearing act from them I had to do during the election, this was make up time. So here’s a few touristy tips. We visited the Opening of the State Rooms at Buckingham Palace, the verdict was bloody expensive but thoroughly worth the money. The Romney, Hythe, and Dymchurch minature railway is brilliant for kids (and big kids). Finally Canterbury Cathedral, again well worth the money.

But, despite a lot with the wife and kids this summer was tinged with sadness as my beloved Nan passed away.

Nan played a gigantic part of my life. Always there, sometimes more as a friend, ready to provide sage advice when it was needed. The last few years though have been a struggle as dementia took its hold, and the memory went, which made seeing the decline of someone who was so active throughout her life, so much harder. She was 97.

So as you can imagine, my heart and mind hasn’t exactly in to politics for the last couple of weeks, but now I’m back and blogging service is restored.

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Labour’s Legacy

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 12, 2010, 15:51

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Spilt Milk

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 9, 2010, 08:08

I was wondering how long it would take before a journo turned a non-story into a “supposed”political storm during silly season. To my surprise I am amazed it took them this long. That is my take on this whole removal milk story yesterday. It’s a nothing story that a novice minister fell into to the trap of making. Here’s why I think that.

We all know drastic cuts are on their way. Every government department has been told “look at everything!”,  “leave no stone unturned”, to come up with a list of cuts. Now, if they had any sense (the way I would do it), is categorise the cuts in an order of: efficiency savings, cuts, severe cuts, savage cuts, and Doomsday options. The cutting of the free milk scheme is one that, as requested, has to be looked at and reviewed. It has and, if they had any sense, park that one in the Doomsday option category. You know, the cuts you will only make if absolutely forced too.

Now, what I now think has happened is that someone has seen this and done one of two things, either leak this info to cause a stir, or was asked “what’s your worst case scenario cut?”.  Either way it shouldn’t have happened, and the PM needs to have a word with whoever cause this mountain out of a mole hill to develop. Downing street were in the end forced to step in to say the scheme wouldn’t be scrapped, but this should never have come about.

For Christ’s sake! It’s silly season the journos have got nothing to write about, and will pick every tiny morsel of info up if they can think of it as a story.

As for me, I personally think that I would have been far better if Downing street had said “we have no intention of scrapping the free milk scheme, but that fact we have even had to review it shows how serious the financial legacy is left to us by Labour”. They didn’t, and yes I think that the government have been caught off guard, and walked into a storm that should have never have started.

Twits!

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Motions In Greenwich Council – A Guide

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 4, 2010, 08:00

One thing that any resident of Greenwich should be aware of is how the ruling Labour group love to control any form of dissention against its activities during council debates. In recent council meetings there have been two such occasions, regarding motions put to the council by the Conservatives on the Funding of the Eltham Regeneration Agency, and over scrapping Labour’s council tax funded propaganda sheet, Greenwich Time.

The way that these two motions were voted down, is exactly the same for every Conservative motion that is put to the council. With this in mind,  thought I would write a useful guide to Greenwich Council debates, in which you easily be able to follow if you do decide to view a council meeting.

Basically the debate will go like this.

The debate will open with the Conservative proposing it talking about it. For the purpose of this guide I’ll use Greenwich Time as the subject matter. So the Conservative would say something on the lines of “It is a waste of tax payers money, and does not show the work of all of the councillors in their but just the select few who are Labour members”, “in these times of austerity the money spent should be used for vital services” and “as it is poor value for money, is unethical, and used for party propaganda it should be scrapped”.

The proposer will then be asked if they would accept Labour’s amendment to their motion. The answer will quite obviously be no, as the amendment will completely re-write the motion “PRAISING” Greenwich Time.

There is then the debate in which you will hear the line from the majority of speakers “I wasn’t intending to speak on this subject this evening”. You will also hear from a number of the cabinet, whose pictures regularly appear in Greenwich Time, justifying the rag.

Then it will come to the vote. The motion to “scrap Greenwich Time” will be defeated by Labour’s majority, and the amendment “to praise Greenwich Time, there is nothing to see here, move along” will then be vote through.

Therefore it will be recorded that a motion was voted by the council to praise Greenwich Time. End of.

Like I said earlier, no matter the subject this is how Labour conducts council business. Feel free to use this guide at future council meetings.

Update: Based on this news item from the Greenwich Conservatives website (HERE), accusing Labour of lying to their electorate by changing their manifesto, after the election, and confirming the £26m of cuts that they had planned anyway, I am expecting something like the following to happen.

Conservative Motion: We condemn the ruling Labour group for lying to the electorate by changing their manifesto after the elction, thus making them be elected on false promises.

The Labour amendment will read: Thanks to the Tory/Liberal coalition it is all their fault the cuts are going to happen, and nothing do to with us. In fact we praise the ruling Labour group for its hard work delivering public services.

The motion will be voted down and the amendment priasing the ruling group, of course, will be carried because of Labour’s majority.

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Is It Impossible For London News To Be Positive?

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 3, 2010, 09:30

I know that I have asked this before, but why does the London news, on both ITV and the BBC have to be so negative? All of the time! The last few days have been a prime example of their negative stances towards the Conservative London administration, that they could not even be consider to be balanced reporting.

The first case was that of the new Cycle hire scheme. I certainly would not consider using the scheme, but I do know a fair few that have registered, and they think it is a great idea. Why not? After all, similar schemes work quite well in other European countries. However the news reports were full of the journos using their own keys to free, and then film themselves, on the new bikes criticising anything they could about them. Then, when the inevitable teething problems happened they were even negative about TfL’s response. This was despite TfL saying that ALL charges would be waived, so that nobody would be over charged. How on earth could the local news be negative about that? Besides, we all remember the teething problems Capita suffered when the congestion charged started, and that Ken’s administration were not so generous with their charging. In fact, getting them to waive a charge was like getting blood out of a stone. But of course, they forot to mention that bit.

The transport reporting as well from both sets of news continued to remain negative in what should have been a very positive news story. The first new S-stock train ran in passenger service on the Metropolitan line. The new train is faster, cleaner, more spacious, and air-conditioned. It is replacing, first the Metropolitan trains (built in 1960), then the Circle line (built in two batches, in 1969 and 1977), and finally the District trains (built in 1978), by 2015. This is big news! I know I have a vested interest, but it is. The replacement of fifty year old trains with modern stock is a real step forward in the upgrade of the tube.

So, what was the coverage like? Well here is a few snippets: “There is not enough seats”, “The air-conditioning is only on a sub-surface train, and not on deep level tubes”, “there’s only one new train”. Talk about childish reporting! Did the reports do no background work whatsoever? It certainly appears so. So, i’ll lend a hand.

The development of the trains has been going on for a few years now, it’s not like you can go to a showroom pick your train and trim and have it ready in a week, like you can with a new car. The first train is here there are more on the way. Next, is the seating. Although the number of seats per train will slightly decrease, the number of trains increasing will negate that as well as providing extra capacity to carry more customers. Basic maths.

The last point is that of air-conditioning. Yes the cool the tube project is having its budget, but when you consider how much Ken’s administration spent on it, with its lack of results, you can hardly blame an administration wanting to cut wastage of money, for doing just that. Not, that i’m saying that the idea wasn’t good, but the way it has been handled was.

I for one would love deep level tube to be cooler, I work on one after all, but current air-conditioning systems simply would not work in deep level tubes, and if the journos did their homework they would realise that. Basically, air-conditioning systems remove hot air and release it to atmosphere. In the open that is fine and dandy, but if you did that down a deep level tube you would heat the tunnel even quicker exacerbating the problem. Basic science. This somehow escaped the news reports last night, and seems clear that the media has a clear agenda in London to criticise everything that Boris does, and turn every good news story to a negative.

Quick frankily, it’s poor journalism.

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The Staycation II

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 2, 2010, 09:36

“I’m back baby!” Yes, after a much needed break from life in general I am back. Much like last year the Emmett holiday was another staycation. This year we trudged north-ish to Butlins in Skegness a place I last went when I was just four years old. Thankfully it’s changed a bit.

After such a long election in which I was pretty much vacant from my family’s life during the last six weeks of it, it was good to get away and spend some quality time. The other plus side is that I’ve managed to sort out my work situation before I went, more about that later.

Staycations are underrated, for too long have we got used to the “sod it the credit card can take it” mentality that funded foreign holidays, because that is how the previous government had acted. Now, look at the financial mess we’re in. So a value for money holiday is the order of the day, plus I’m getting to see parts of this country I have either never visited, or haven’t been to for nearly thirty years.

The family had a great time, Butlins is definetly good for the kids. There was so much to do that we didn’t have to venture off resort. I was even converted to liking SOME (not all!) of the X-factor and Britain’s Got Talent phenomena. Normally I cannot stand either show, but one evening we had Kieran Gaffney, Jamie Archer and Twist & Pulse perform, and I have to reluctantly admit they were good.

Anyway, as I said a great weight had been lifted from my mind as I sorted out my work situation before I went. As I have said before my grade will no longer exist beyond November as it is being split up into three parts. The two nicer parts have had so many people apply that I would have had to have gone through an application with absolutely no guarentee of where I could end up working, or what as. So instead taking the highly probable risk of ending up in the wrong job in the wrong location, I took the wrong job now so that I could guarentee staying at Stratford. ie wrong job, right location. Plus when the vacancies eventually come up I’ll know where they are based first! This meant that I didn’t have to go through the application process, which the deadline for was at 9 o’clock this morning. So you can see why I was a great relief to solve the situation before I went away.

As parliament, and council, are now on their summer breaks I’ll try and posted something at least weekly vaguely political, or just some useful stuff on the places I visit this summer. Which, at the moment, will include: The Great British beer festival; Buckingham Palace; and The Romney, Hythe & Dymchurch Railway.

Busy, busy, busy.

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