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Motions In Greenwich Council – A Guide

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 4, 2010, 08:00

One thing that any resident of Greenwich should be aware of is how the ruling Labour group love to control any form of dissention against its activities during council debates. In recent council meetings there have been two such occasions, regarding motions put to the council by the Conservatives on the Funding of the Eltham Regeneration Agency, and over scrapping Labour’s council tax funded propaganda sheet, Greenwich Time.

The way that these two motions were voted down, is exactly the same for every Conservative motion that is put to the council. With this in mind,  thought I would write a useful guide to Greenwich Council debates, in which you easily be able to follow if you do decide to view a council meeting.

Basically the debate will go like this.

The debate will open with the Conservative proposing it talking about it. For the purpose of this guide I’ll use Greenwich Time as the subject matter. So the Conservative would say something on the lines of “It is a waste of tax payers money, and does not show the work of all of the councillors in their but just the select few who are Labour members”, “in these times of austerity the money spent should be used for vital services” and “as it is poor value for money, is unethical, and used for party propaganda it should be scrapped”.

The proposer will then be asked if they would accept Labour’s amendment to their motion. The answer will quite obviously be no, as the amendment will completely re-write the motion “PRAISING” Greenwich Time.

There is then the debate in which you will hear the line from the majority of speakers “I wasn’t intending to speak on this subject this evening”. You will also hear from a number of the cabinet, whose pictures regularly appear in Greenwich Time, justifying the rag.

Then it will come to the vote. The motion to “scrap Greenwich Time” will be defeated by Labour’s majority, and the amendment “to praise Greenwich Time, there is nothing to see here, move along” will then be vote through.

Therefore it will be recorded that a motion was voted by the council to praise Greenwich Time. End of.

Like I said earlier, no matter the subject this is how Labour conducts council business. Feel free to use this guide at future council meetings.

Update: Based on this news item from the Greenwich Conservatives website (HERE), accusing Labour of lying to their electorate by changing their manifesto, after the election, and confirming the £26m of cuts that they had planned anyway, I am expecting something like the following to happen.

Conservative Motion: We condemn the ruling Labour group for lying to the electorate by changing their manifesto after the elction, thus making them be elected on false promises.

The Labour amendment will read: Thanks to the Tory/Liberal coalition it is all their fault the cuts are going to happen, and nothing do to with us. In fact we praise the ruling Labour group for its hard work delivering public services.

The motion will be voted down and the amendment priasing the ruling group, of course, will be carried because of Labour’s majority.

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Is It Impossible For London News To Be Positive?

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 3, 2010, 09:30

I know that I have asked this before, but why does the London news, on both ITV and the BBC have to be so negative? All of the time! The last few days have been a prime example of their negative stances towards the Conservative London administration, that they could not even be consider to be balanced reporting.

The first case was that of the new Cycle hire scheme. I certainly would not consider using the scheme, but I do know a fair few that have registered, and they think it is a great idea. Why not? After all, similar schemes work quite well in other European countries. However the news reports were full of the journos using their own keys to free, and then film themselves, on the new bikes criticising anything they could about them. Then, when the inevitable teething problems happened they were even negative about TfL’s response. This was despite TfL saying that ALL charges would be waived, so that nobody would be over charged. How on earth could the local news be negative about that? Besides, we all remember the teething problems Capita suffered when the congestion charged started, and that Ken’s administration were not so generous with their charging. In fact, getting them to waive a charge was like getting blood out of a stone. But of course, they forot to mention that bit.

The transport reporting as well from both sets of news continued to remain negative in what should have been a very positive news story. The first new S-stock train ran in passenger service on the Metropolitan line. The new train is faster, cleaner, more spacious, and air-conditioned. It is replacing, first the Metropolitan trains (built in 1960), then the Circle line (built in two batches, in 1969 and 1977), and finally the District trains (built in 1978), by 2015. This is big news! I know I have a vested interest, but it is. The replacement of fifty year old trains with modern stock is a real step forward in the upgrade of the tube.

So, what was the coverage like? Well here is a few snippets: “There is not enough seats”, “The air-conditioning is only on a sub-surface train, and not on deep level tubes”, “there’s only one new train”. Talk about childish reporting! Did the reports do no background work whatsoever? It certainly appears so. So, i’ll lend a hand.

The development of the trains has been going on for a few years now, it’s not like you can go to a showroom pick your train and trim and have it ready in a week, like you can with a new car. The first train is here there are more on the way. Next, is the seating. Although the number of seats per train will slightly decrease, the number of trains increasing will negate that as well as providing extra capacity to carry more customers. Basic maths.

The last point is that of air-conditioning. Yes the cool the tube project is having its budget, but when you consider how much Ken’s administration spent on it, with its lack of results, you can hardly blame an administration wanting to cut wastage of money, for doing just that. Not, that i’m saying that the idea wasn’t good, but the way it has been handled was.

I for one would love deep level tube to be cooler, I work on one after all, but current air-conditioning systems simply would not work in deep level tubes, and if the journos did their homework they would realise that. Basically, air-conditioning systems remove hot air and release it to atmosphere. In the open that is fine and dandy, but if you did that down a deep level tube you would heat the tunnel even quicker exacerbating the problem. Basic science. This somehow escaped the news reports last night, and seems clear that the media has a clear agenda in London to criticise everything that Boris does, and turn every good news story to a negative.

Quick frankily, it’s poor journalism.

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The Staycation II

Posted by Simon Emmett on August 2, 2010, 09:36

“I’m back baby!” Yes, after a much needed break from life in general I am back. Much like last year the Emmett holiday was another staycation. This year we trudged north-ish to Butlins in Skegness a place I last went when I was just four years old. Thankfully it’s changed a bit.

After such a long election in which I was pretty much vacant from my family’s life during the last six weeks of it, it was good to get away and spend some quality time. The other plus side is that I’ve managed to sort out my work situation before I went, more about that later.

Staycations are underrated, for too long have we got used to the “sod it the credit card can take it” mentality that funded foreign holidays, because that is how the previous government had acted. Now, look at the financial mess we’re in. So a value for money holiday is the order of the day, plus I’m getting to see parts of this country I have either never visited, or haven’t been to for nearly thirty years.

The family had a great time, Butlins is definetly good for the kids. There was so much to do that we didn’t have to venture off resort. I was even converted to liking SOME (not all!) of the X-factor and Britain’s Got Talent phenomena. Normally I cannot stand either show, but one evening we had Kieran Gaffney, Jamie Archer and Twist & Pulse perform, and I have to reluctantly admit they were good.

Anyway, as I said a great weight had been lifted from my mind as I sorted out my work situation before I went. As I have said before my grade will no longer exist beyond November as it is being split up into three parts. The two nicer parts have had so many people apply that I would have had to have gone through an application with absolutely no guarentee of where I could end up working, or what as. So instead taking the highly probable risk of ending up in the wrong job in the wrong location, I took the wrong job now so that I could guarentee staying at Stratford. ie wrong job, right location. Plus when the vacancies eventually come up I’ll know where they are based first! This meant that I didn’t have to go through the application process, which the deadline for was at 9 o’clock this morning. So you can see why I was a great relief to solve the situation before I went away.

As parliament, and council, are now on their summer breaks I’ll try and posted something at least weekly vaguely political, or just some useful stuff on the places I visit this summer. Which, at the moment, will include: The Great British beer festival; Buckingham Palace; and The Romney, Hythe & Dymchurch Railway.

Busy, busy, busy.

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The Coalition: End Of Term Class Report

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 23, 2010, 09:58

Dear Parent/Guardian,

David has made a positive impact here at Parliament since joining our class in May. He quickly made friends with a young lad called Nick, forming a what seemed an unlikely team at first, getting on well with each other. David has also formed a wide-ranging team to help with his classwork.

This first term’s projects has mainly been emergency economics, education, and crime, of which his peer group of George, Michael, and Theresa have made great in-roads to achieving good grades. David and George worked together on a specific class project of budgeting, in which they quickly realised that the school was spending far more money than it earns, and wrote a wonderful essay titled “The Budget” depicting what changes needed to be made. This Budget essay received top marks from our journalists class when it was marked. Which is a big improvement on my previous class, who failed this topic.

David’s team didn’t do so well in the education project, but this was down to the information it was left by the previous class. Michael was the prefect for this task, and apologised to the class for the incorrect findings. Michael has resolved to use his own questionnaires in future, and use anything left by the previous class. David is good friends with Michael, and both have the same ethos of only spending money that they have.

In our class project of crime and prisons, David nominated Theresa and Ken to lead on this project. This will be an ongoing project in which I look forward to grading next term. Early indications are that David will not let the team be led by statistics, and with regards to the police aspect of the project came up with the idea that police officers should be “out on the beat” instead of compiling league tables. A concept that my previous class did not understand.

David is the leader of the debating team, each week taking part in our school’s own question time session. He regularly performs well against his opponent, Harriet, although he has on rare occasions been told off by Head Boy Bercow during these sessions.

David shows an interest in international activities which has recently involved a class trip to the USA, in which he made friends with a young lad called Barak. David and Barak immediately hit it off, and will by pen pals next term.

Next term David will be working towards his big society project, which will include an essay on welfare reform that he is working on with Duncan. This is a challenging project and will take some time to complete, but I look forward to grading it when it is complete.

In summary David has made a good start in his first term here in Parliament, and I look forward to his return in October.

Class Teacher

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How To Win Friends?

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 16, 2010, 05:05

Now sit down, and take a deep breath as I’m going to agree with a former Labour MP! Yes, indeed.

Last night at the Labour maroyalty hustings, held here in sunny Eltham, failed Labour MP Oona King decided to agree with a point of view of mine by slagging off Labour run Greenwich Council. Unsurprisingly, I heartedly agree with those sentiments. However, there was one slight flaw in her plan to win friends and influence people. That is that the room was half filled with Greenwich’s Labour Councillors!

You see Greenwich Labour, that’s what the higher echelons of your party think of you to!

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Living The Legacy

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 15, 2010, 08:13

Blogging from me will be lighter than normal over the next few weeks. Unfortunately this is being forced on me because a situation in my work life, which has put in a process which means I’m having to apply for my own job.

This whole situation is being brought about by the need of Boris Johnson, Conservative Mayor of London, getting TfL’s books to balance, after the gigantic black hole left in its finances when Ken Livingstone left office.

The legacy that I am having to deal with is thanks to Ken. He artifically kept fares low, when the finances could not fund it. Projects spiralled out of control, and the quick buy up of failed maintenance firm Metronet has caused this situation to worsen. But that is before I even start on Gordon Brown’s implementation of the now thankfully defunct PPP, which set this whole financial nightmare in motion.

So, just like the national economy as a whole, Labour screwed my company and it’s down to a Conservative administration to make the books balance. So thank you Labour (yes that is sarcasm) the situation I now have to deal with, is solely down to your incompetence! 

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Who Will Paul Pick Next?

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 12, 2010, 09:15

The so-called psychic powers of Paul the Octopus has given him a cult status around the world. So I was wondering who will he pick next?

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Robin Williams Describes The House Of Commons

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 10, 2010, 12:16

As it’s a hot day I thought I’d post this video of Robin Williams sending up parliament, for a bit of light hearted entertainment. Be warned it does contain bad language.

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Tom Watson Loses It

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 10, 2010, 12:09

Now they are out of government former Labour ministers are letting the mask slip, and we now get to see them in their true colours. Here is a clip of Tom Watson losing it in the commons.

If that is how Labour try and conduct a serious debate is it any wonder they are no longer in government?

Hat-tip: Guido via Tory Radio

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So How Much Did You Spend?

Posted by Simon Emmett on July 9, 2010, 07:59

One of the things I was hoping to see when we had a change of government was a reform to the great big tax payer funding graffiti wall, known in the business as “the Early Day Motion”. I last heard that these cost the tax payer around £700 each. Now, in the main are used for back bench MPs to raise awareness about a group, or to just generally vent their spleen. Worst of all is when we get an MP who just wastes money, for example the EDM that mourn the loss of Rick Stein of his dog Chalkie! Yes it did happen.

However, every so often there is an EDM that specifically raises questions and warrants either further investigations, or even an answer.

Yesterday we had one of those rare occasions from Conservative MP for Harlow, Rob Halfon. In his Early Day Motion (no. 454) he asked a very good questions indeed. He wrote:

That this House notes that the Department for Work and Pensions spent 115 million on management conferences and external meetings between 2000 and 2010; further notes that most departments have refused to supply similar figures in answer to written questions, arguing that statistics on conferences are not collated centrally and could be obtained only at disproportionate cost; believes that the British public have a fundamental right to know how their taxes are spent by Government departments, and that Freedom of Information requests are being sent to every department which has refused to answer; and finally notes that the 115 million spent by the Department for Work and Pensions under the previous administration on management conferences and external meetings appears to be a gross waste of taxpayer’s money, given that the public debt increased to over 900 billion in early 2010.

A very good point, how much did each department waste spend on conferences? and why are they refusing to answer FoI requests? Do the departments have something to hide? or have all of the receipts been shredded like Tony Blair’s expenses claims accidentally were.

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